Immortal

Hitting a rock once each day will make your hand stronger, until you can break the rock in half. The very first time you punch the rock it will hurt, but the more times you punch it the less it will hurt, until it doesn't hurt at all. Then, you can move on to hitting a wall, until you can punch right through a wall. Now, the last thing you can punch is an automobile. When you can punch right through an automobile, your hand will be so strong that you can split anything in half. Your master challenge will be punching a one-ton block of ice that is filled with nails. If you can flatten the block of ice, people will be running up to you and asking how you flattened it. All you can say is that you trained until you could master your toughest challenge ever. Now, I'm moving on to splitting the sharpest knife there is from the blade to the handle. Some people might think I'm crazy, but I won't let them make me lose my contraction. If anybody else would like to join me, first you have to punch a rock until it splits in half Then, move on to punching a wall until you can punch right through it. Then, move to punching an automobile until you can punch right through it, and you'll be where I am. In a year I will have one thousand people doing the same thing as I am. Each year another one thousand people will join in my class, until there's nobody left to join. Everybody who's doing the same as as I am will be immortal, because punching stuff in half also strengths your heart. I've been punching for one hundred fifty years, and I still feel like a kid. As long as I punch one thing a day, I won't die from anything. If I forget to punch one thing a day, then the next day I will die of old age. So, people, always remember to punch one thing a day so that nothing can harm you. That way you will be immortal, just like me.